Ok, THAT was awkward.
Creative writing course. Reading out a piece to the group. My piece has a fairly sympathetic female character in it, with a rather less sympathetic male narrator. The final paragraph of the piece, concerning said character?
"I fucked her in the hotel toilets that night, and then flew out on Monday morning and never said goodbye."
Realise after having read this out that completely unconsciously I'd given the female character the same name as the instructor running the course.
(hey, does anyone else in the world still use the LJ 'mood' dropdown selectory thing?)